Outrageous Definitions

[Aurora Sing]

paralyze: A deer caught in headlights


bus  

[Stained Sunday]

Bus: an easily accessed, fast-working, exaggerated dose of depression.

George Bush  

[ManagerKyoto]

George Bush: Alfred E. Newman's twin brother.

Twisty Ties.  

[Stained Sunday]

Twisty Ties: The single most greatest invention ever. Provides hours of intertainment for a very low cost (free!).

Softball  

[NekoNeko_Luna]

a ball that really isn't at all soft (ouch)

tape  

[Epic Fail Girl]

Tape: Something you stick to places it doesn't belong... kind of like gum.

Salad  

[ManagerKyoto]

Salad: An un-necessary part of a meal.

Tomato  

[Aurora Sing]

the most misunderstood fruit

brush  

[Epic Fail Girl]

Brush - something many long haired boys cannot recognize

Toilet  

[ManagerKyoto]

Toilet - my throne

Rock bottom  

[Delightful_FOOL]

Rock Bottom: the absolute lowest that anyone could go, that is until they decide to get a jack hammer and go even lower.

Rain  

[Frayed Hope]

Rain: What is constantly happening inside of every emo's heart.


Kayak.  

[voiceofdog]

twisted kayak...what happens after along night of drinkin.

shovel  

[Delightful_FOOL]

Shovel: What every experianced Mobster keeps in the trunk of their car. Usually found next to the lime salt.

Samuri  

[voiceofdog]

twisted me or sam

torch