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 Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:04 am
Remember, executing the poor and homeless is not community service.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:37 pm
Make sure to occasionally remove the head section of your costume so that you don't collapse from heat exhaustion.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:39 pm
Remember that the fuel container of your flamethrower is susceptible to bullets from a pesky mercenary duos with oddly shaped guns.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:16 am
When you're somewhere over the rainbow, release your biological waste over the edge so you don't make the rainbow dirty, there are no cleaning products up there.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:03 am
Cat hair on the main course will score you lavatory cleaning duty
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:35 pm
Chances are that, due to your invincibility against bullets, your government will send you in behind enemy lines because you have a higher chance of surviving.
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:30 am
Burning your own snowmen reduces your chances of winning.
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:26 pm
Even though it's a noble thought, you can't take in every stray animal you come across. You won't be able to afford it and you probably don't have the room. Plus, who's to say these animals will get along?
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:35 am
Make sure that your suit is either flame-retardant or proof as it be would embarrassing to catch fire, especially with your job as the team pyro.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:56 am
Make sure you know what you're talking about because a rich person who is stupid will always be remembered as a "Stupid Rich Person"
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:19 am
When dealing with animals, maybe wearing your fancy clothes isn't the best idea
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:30 am
Just because you look like a robot, it doesn't mean you'll refrain from giving off body odor or body heat.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:24 pm
Copyright infringement is b***h. Seriously, pikachu knows people.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:21 pm
Just because you have a nice body, it doesn't mean that the enemy will not kill you for flashing them.
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:37 pm
Staying in such a form can lead to exposure of hearing the word 'kawaii' over and over.
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