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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:36 pm
Granted! ... but it runs away
I wish I could be invisible for a day
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:06 pm
Granted, but when you tried to cross the street, you were run over by giant elephants parading through town.
I wish I could slap my teacher with a barbequed fish without her getting mad.
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:47 am
Granted! Then she kills you with the fish without a hint of anger.
I wish ppl could breathe in space
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:41 am
Granted, but then a floating T-Rex devours the people in space
I wish I could shapeshift
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:40 pm
Granted! But whatever shape you shift to, you're stuck in for 7 days!!
I wish I had more chocolate ice cream. I'm all out. emo
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:02 pm
Then you saw one day your skin is choco-black.
I wish i hav red ferrari.
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:34 pm
Granted! But...it's only a Hot Wheel!
I wish I will get A's in all my classes.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:10 am
Granted! But then your teachers accuse you of cheating, you spaz out, your parental units think you're going crazy and you have to spend the rest of your life in an insane asylum.
I wish i was a talented dancer.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:52 am
Granted but you tripped over a ladybug and broke both of your legs
I wish i could fly
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:19 pm
Granted! but you only get 30 min of flying until your wish expires and you fall.
I wish it was a sunny day today so i get to go to the beach and possible have a bonfire with some friends tonight >.<
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:53 pm
Granted! The sun comes out and it gets warm. Too warm. Trees begin to spontaneously combust and the ocean water is evaporating. With the air so thick with heat, people suffocate and everyone dies.
I wish i was as beautiful as the day.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:57 pm
Granted! but it depends on the day
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:59 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:24 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:56 pm
Granted! but you are always tripping over things and everyone always laughs so you are filled with loads of shame. you cant take it anymore so you fall onto the edge of your sword thereby ending your pitiful existence
{u got burned!}
i wish i could do any/ everything that defies the laws of physics
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