Why did you divorce the person above you?

[sarcastic moron]

The flowers got everywhere in the house in fall.  

[A Bad Wolf]

because her bubble gum bubbles were always in the way. D=  

[yoohoofairy]

cause his mustach felt like a worm  

[axeltheflame]

She kept shocking me DD:  

[pure as snow]

I never saw his face =-=  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

I said "the only pigs that are allowed in my house are those in bacon wrapped packages."

She slapped me across the face.

It was our first and last fight.

As she left, I got hungry for bacon, I called out for her to return..but she just kept on walking away.

I'm still hungry.

T3T

 

[engineer-of-doom]

She kept borrowing my dress...  

[Mika Phoenix]

SHe couldn't make me a Doomsday device.
IRONY!!!!!  

[messup568]

i went in for a kiss and poked my eye out on his horn...  

[Mika Phoenix]

(Blind Guy i'm not Gay...or...whatever it's scienticifly called.)
I did casue he couldn't see though my paper bag on the head WITH Eyeholes Trick.
biggrin  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

We could never cuddle because every time I tried his dang mask kept on poking me in the eye.
O_<

 

[pure as snow]

3nodding SHE TOOK MY GLASSES  

[Rinoa2000]

She wore too much clothing XD  

[messup568]

she has like no cloths on....