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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:50 pm
Because they taste like popcorn.
Why did I ask you to marry me?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:07 pm
because you were drunk =p y is my comp lagging so much!? gonk
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:09 pm
Because it ate a hot dog...
Why is Santa so friggin' fat?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:11 pm
Because he kidnaps and then eats children every so often.
What will Korea do when SCII is released?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:12 pm
because his mamma fed him too many twinkies
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:46 pm
Cause the grass is green. (Usually).
Why IS grass green?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:56 pm
Because God ran out of red ink.
Why do groundhogs live underground?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:00 pm
They have a hardy vendetta against the Sparrow.
Is Lincoln the single most badass president?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:04 pm
No, that would be Ronald Reagan!
Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:10 pm
No it comes from the man in the moon.
Do Earth really evolve around the planet?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:17 pm
Nope. In fact, the sun revolves around the Dwarf Planet Eris, as do the Jovian planets. The Terrestrials revolve around Pluto.
Who is Edward Norton?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:23 pm
King of the Smurfs.
Where is waldo?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:52 pm
In my underwear.
Why do little birds chirp?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:15 pm
Because they like to annoy the living crap outta us.
Why ish aloe good for you?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:35 pm
it isn't because teh gnomes ate it all
why is my mouth open?
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