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 Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:59 pm
Because God hates them.
What is your favorite weapon?
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:06 pm
Cookies~ ;3
Why can't I sleep right now? -_-
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:13 pm
You're watching CSI. Lulz?
Who is the "n" in Peanut butter n jelly?
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:28 pm
Narb the mentally Fra-Tarded caveman.
Why do roosters with Erectile Dysfunction get called boneless chickens..?
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:30 pm
Because I told them to get called that.
Why is my monitor flat?
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:41 pm
'Cause circular stuff is cooler then it.
Why is my computer slow?
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:45 pm
It's not, you're just too fast
Why am I broke?
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:48 pm
Because I have all the money in the world
Why do I have 8 cats and only 1 dog?
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:56 pm
because ur saving them to eat them as mexican tacos
why do i like picking my nose?
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:10 pm
Because you're part moose surprised
What flavor is cardboard?
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:28 pm
Cellulite blaugh
Why do i look at my wife and realise shes plain..?
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:30 pm
Because you're appalled at the lack of marigolds in her diet.
Shanghai?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:03 am
Shepard's Pie.
Why is fast food not so fast?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:00 am
because i have sunburn on my neck.
why do i bother staying up so late?
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:11 am
Because it's hard to stay up so early.
Why do birds sing?
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