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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:14 pm
because you like organs
why do small children always seem to have jam on their hands even if there is no jam around?
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:41 pm
Because they're wearing pajamas with Winnie the Pooh on it.
If Kitty=Kiki and Monkey=Momo, shouldn't Watermeat be Wawa?
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:17 am
uhh....sure. how do people get freckles?
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:22 pm
While they were sleeping, someone dipped a toothbrush in brownish paint and splattered their faces with it.
(Seriously though, it's just an over-abundance of the pigment melanin)
Wouldn't it be nice if we got a Gaian penny for every letter on our forum posts?
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:36 pm
It would be AWESOME mrgreen
Why llamas?
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:13 pm
beacause llamas eat rainbows why do we burp?
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:44 pm
So we don't go asplodey.
Why doesn't someone push Paris Hilton off a cliff already?
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:55 pm
cuz theyre planning to throw her into antartica and leave her there
why do humans have hair everywhere?
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:30 pm
Because Chewbacca is really our ancestor. NNNGRRRR.
What's the opposite of opposite's opposite?
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:24 am
Goat cheese.
If neanderthals are so smart, why did they die out millions of years ago?
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:35 pm
their brains were so big they popped burning_eyes
why are telephone wires coiled
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:03 pm
so that people think it's strange wgen they come uncoiled... why does the future look just as bleak as the past wich is not really all that bleak...? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE5WgfyQBhUsry it's a good song funny too...
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:31 am
beccause the earth will probably get sucked into a black hole and will therefore be sent to the medevial times
why do we think dinosaurs were killed by a commit
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:16 pm
because we're all insane.
why do we get sick?
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:20 pm
sick? i thought we got high!
Why is bush such an idiot?
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