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 Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:25 pm
Uh, Santa? Why the ******** are you in my bed?
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:51 am
new policy.
now, in addition to giving out lumps of coal, i go out and scare/disconcert the especially naughty people. and killing that guy was pretty naughty of you, wasn't it?
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:17 pm
o.0
Does Missus Claus know about this?
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:46 pm
You have 5 seconds to explain yourself before I stab you repeatedly.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:35 pm
go away. you're scary-looking, and it's ruining my Christmas cheer.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:06 pm
Hello, Santa. The government has decided that they consider you a threat and have sent me to kill you. Prepare to die.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:08 pm
Why is a novice assassin in my bed? I'm a professional, novices sleep outside. *kicks outside*
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:13 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:14 pm
but you wouldn't kick me out, right? *puppy eyes*
*she suspects nothing. mwahaha.*
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:20 pm
You're a novice too, but you're cute, so you can stay.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:34 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:37 pm
>o> I sleep outside or in stables. You'd freeze to death.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:37 pm
ummmmm...are you Cinderella or sleeping beauty?
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:44 pm
Sigh *puts on latex gloves* Looks like there's another person I have to kill.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:45 pm
*Cocks gun*Not if I get you first.
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