The Fool's Grove [4e]

[SporkMaster5000]

damage roll  

[SporkMaster5000]

22 flumph1 - marked by van, 5 damage
21 flumph2
19 flumph3 - 8 damage, -2 to attacks for a turn
19 flumph4 - 12 damage, marked by van, cursed
19 badger
14 Sora
14 Mercutio - +2 Ac for a turn
12 gnome - cursed, 39 damage, bloodied, immobilized, crown'd
10 Fawks - 11 damage, total defense
9 Colbertron - 15 damage
4 Van - 18 damage, ongoing 5 acid damage (save ends), smells horrible (save ends)

Van smashes up the place, while Colbertron goes behind the scenes. The first flumph next to van, not expecting the ground to suddenly rise up in defiance of it, is hurt by the sudden earthen spikes, but returns the favor by stabbing van itself, causing that familiar corrosive hiss as it makes contact, and floats the hell out of there. When he it does, everyone hears the gnome shout, in quite the unstealthy move, "Oh gods! I'm bleeding, why am i bleeding?!" go go invoker powers.

One of the flumphs not in the initial burst flies closer, this one avoiding the jagged ground before spraying its flumph juice all over Van's face. EW! Something inside Van clicks, perhaps some odd anti-flumph protocol from eclectic programmers, perhaps he's just malfunctioning, but he blots out of that building like it's on fire... Right back into the middle of his dear friends, who are treated to round two of everyone's favorite game show, "Oh my god that stinks."

With the warden gone, the two remaining flumphs swivel their eye-stalks toward the other warforged, trying to take their back door. One is too low-flying to avoid the spiky ground, and the other just darts past it all-together. Both fail to overcome Colbertron's truthiness with their spikiness.

Then the badger, I swear to Pelor that thing was dead, hops up, tears a** around Van's new spikes and hurls itself, maw first at Colbertron. Truthiness be damned, it takes a bite o' newsbot. You just can't reason with woodland creatures. Oh also, those mushrooms are moving, still creepy.

((Van gets stabbed for maximum 6 damage, is pushed, and smells like flumph funk.
Colbertron gets bitten for 5 damage
Sora, Mercutio, it's your turn, and Van smells horrible, you remember what that means, right? Get your weakened asses in gear. Map))  

[SkyCore]

EDIT: I don't know why i rolled 12 d20s.... I don't think i did that purposefully....

Quote:

Double Move Action: 1 NE, 6 east. (I think this gives me a clean shot at 4, if not move me over one more.)

ACTION POINT!

Standard Action: Vicious Mockery @ 4, +6 (16) vs Will.

 

[SkyCore]

Hit: +5 (1) Psychic Damage. and the target takes a -2 penalty to attack rolls until the end of my next turn.  

[SporkMaster5000]

Sora hits! the flumph still stands. er, floats. Mercutio's up.  

[Arc Vembris]

In shock, the coal-bear makes a brief reference to Caiphon the Dream Whisperer and implies something about his marriage. The warlock vanishes before Francis finishes his bite and he reappears nearby ((Immediate reac, damage reduces by 2(cha bonus) and he teleports 2 squares west))  

[Rain Yupa]

Free reaction Perception check, for location of the voice that cried out: +5
Minor action Insight check to know that the gnome is immobilized and is probably in the same square: +10

PEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! stressed

((Natural 1 count: 8/32))  

[SporkMaster5000]

Rain Yupa

Free reaction Perception check, for location of the voice that cried out: +5
Minor action Insight check to know that the gnome is immobilized and is probably in the same square: +10

PEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! stressed

((actually, you immobilized him, so you know that much.))  

[Rain Yupa]

((He could have teleported and turned invisible, and thus be immobilized in the same square))

... ((Also, I didn't mean to hit submit quite yet.))  

[Rain Yupa]

"Blasted gnomes. AND WHAT IN PELOR'S NAME IS THAT SMELL?!" Shooting an accusing look at Fawks, he then realizes the source has changed to one of the warforged. Oh, for crying out loud...

STANDARD ACTION

"What am I, a divine babysitter now? C'mere, hold still a moment, Vanguard." Brother Mercutio would then proceed in attempting to wipe the stuff off of Vanguard.

MOVE ACTION

For better or for worst, Brother Mercutio would then head south, around the building.

Quote:

Heal Check at +5 against DC15; if I succeed, Van gets a saving throw vs the Smelly Weakening fluid. If he passes, Fawks won't be weakened at the start of his turn. Can't help with the slowed thing... Afterwards, I move SE, S, S, S, SE.

Scrub as he might, the Warforged would just not come clean...  

[SporkMaster5000]

+10 vs. Fawks AC
+10 vs. Van AC
+10 vs. Fawks AC
+10 vs. Van AC  

[SporkMaster5000]

+3 each  

[SporkMaster5000]

saving throw i forgot to roll  

[SporkMaster5000]

22 flumph1 - marked by van, 5 damage
21 flumph2
19 flumph3 - 8 damage
19 flumph4 - 15 damage, marked by van, cursed, -2 to attacks for a turn
19 badger
14 Sora
14 Mercutio - +2 Ac for a turn
12 gnome - cursed, 44 damage, bloodied
10 Fawks - 18 damage, total defense
9 Colbertron - 13 damage
4 Van - 22 damage

Sora circles around and badmouths a flumph, while Colbertron badmouths the badger, and gets out of dodge. Mercutio has no luck cleaning the warforged, but he is happy to avoid that smell, following Colbertron's approach out back.

It is at this point the gnome reappears, one hand up, with a fork gripped tightly, "And stay out!" he shouts after van, before hurling the fork, then a knife, drawing two more and throwing them as well. only a pair of the flying pieces of cutlery strike home, nailing Fawks in the head and Van in one exposed joint. The holy halo of hurt flares up over the gnome's head. He flinches, but dashes toward the door-table in hopes of avoiding retaliation. Somewhere in the short journey Mercutio's divine mojo gives up, or maybe Pelor just gets bored, and the crown of thorns fades.

((Fawks, you're up. Van smells horrible and those bizarre mushrooms' horrible singing is compelling you to get the hell away from them. Colbertron you don't care, and can also go. Van, you stink and can go .Map))  

[Oshi the Killer]

Fawks activates his Armor healing ability and gains 9.

Fawks tightens his grip on Frostbight and charges the gnome.

"Fawks crush gnome!" hopefully squishing the little nuisance like a water melon.

24 VS AC