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 Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:31 pm
Because your brain took a permanent vacation
Why is there so much water in the world but so little we can drink?
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:44 pm
We'd blow up like balloons!
Why do we breathe Nitrogen?
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:40 pm
because it tastes better than jello.
why do i like macaroni so much?
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:08 pm
Because macaroni is a drug, too.
Why are you staring? neutral
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:19 pm
Because you have a monkey on your head.
Why are a slim chance and a fat chance the same thing, and a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:21 pm
Because the english language is screwed up
Why can't we just speak one language?
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:27 pm
Cuz then foreign people would know when we're making fun of them.
Why don't bees try to eat my cheerios?
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:29 pm
Because they'rre ordinaru Cherios, and not Honey Nut Cherios, duh.
Why have brand names when generic is just as good?
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:40 pm
Because if you have brand name things, then you're cooler than everybody else.
Why is Paris Hilton so stupid?
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:02 am
Because the government is onto us.
Why not?
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:14 pm
Cuz I said so.
Why do beans make people fart?
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:16 pm
Cuz beans are the musical fruit, dontcha know?
Why are they called yokes and egg whites, why not egg yellows?
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:19 pm
Because egg yellows.... just sounds weird.
Why is Mr. Green green? mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:48 am
Because if he wasn't green then he wouldn't be called Mr. Green.
Is there such a thing as a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:00 am
Well duh! Where else would the leprechans hide it?
Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
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