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 Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:47 am
Granted, but then all the dogs chase you around town.
I wish to start a family one day. *sighs dreamily*
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:17 pm
Wish Granted, you start a family, albeit with a murderous controlling psychopath
I wish that the idea of "republics" didn't exist
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:16 pm
granted now I'm dictator.
I wish to not wish.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:54 pm
your wish is granted but at the same time not granted and u basically get nothing out of the deal so ha!
i wish for death to become my best friend and kill all my enemies
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:35 pm
Granted! But you are never able to score with the ladies because since Death is now your wing man they are just too freaked out but the whole "I have no bodily tissue...oh and if I touch you, you die"
I wish for powdered doughnuts!
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:59 am
granted but these powedered donuts you cant eat becasue they eat u!!! hahahahahahah pirate rofl
i wish for megan fox to be my girlfriend and to never leave me or cheat on me
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:56 am
granted but shes surprisingly dull and not as hot as she is in the movies
i wish i had a super power...
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:11 am
Granted, but your power is super smelliness, so nobody wants to be near you.
I wish that I had more wishes!
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:34 am
Granted...but now you don't know what to wish for.
I wish for mochi covered strawberries!
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:16 pm
Granted... They are randomly served to you at high velocities in your sleep. whee
I wish I had the guy who developed the WinCodecPro malware trapped in a body-mangling contraption a-la the Saw movies...
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:26 pm
Granted, but he escapes and creates a virus that destroys any computer or electronical device you use... was it worth it?
I wish that the weird noises in my room would stop and i would stop seeing a creepy girl out of the corner of my eye!!!! and no, i have not watched the ghost movie
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:07 pm
Granted, instead of a creepy girl, you see a creeper chthonian monstrosity that slowly takes its' toll on your sanity.
I wish the whole 2012 fad had never started
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:25 pm
granted, and this is true, now we all die in 2020 because of a mistake they made
i wish that i could pick up any instrument and play it without error...
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:46 am
Granted... but the only music you can play are the songs of the Jonas Brothers. gonk
I wish my stitches would heal faster.
*fights the urge to scratch the damn itch*
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:19 am
granted but now that spot itches because of some kind of medicine they gave u and u get abig ugly wart there
i wish for the one i love to be mine again
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