Life Is Better With Something Witty To Say

[Raven_Ridge]

Setting: At the Zoo with my Aunt Megan (Whom I called Auntie May-May at the time)


Me: "Auntie May-May! I wanna see the seals! Please?!?!?"

Aunt Megan: (Looking at a Capybara, a giant rat/rabbit) "No! We just saw the seals! We're looking at the big bunny right now."

Me: "But I wanna see the seals!"

Megan: "No. We might see them later, but not now!"

Me: (In the loudest voice my 4-year-old lungs could muster) "F*** BIG RABBIT!!!"  

[Raven_Ridge]

Demon Duck of Doom

Raven_Ridge

Demon Duck of Doom

Raven you are one odd duck....way cool.... xp

(Which quote are you referring to? "James Michael the Evil?" or "Sock-Segregation?")

just in general....you is odd....that a good thing...

(Me?!? ODD?!?!? Never!!! *Said as sarcastically as humanly possible, but in a "I'm-making-fun-of-myself" way, not a "Duh-you-idiot" way.)  

[hirai]

Raven_Ridge

Setting: At the Zoo with my Aunt Megan (Whom I called Auntie May-May at the time)


Me: "Auntie May-May! I wanna see the seals! Please?!?!?"

Aunt Megan: (Looking at a Capybara, a giant rat/rabbit) "No! We just saw the seals! We're looking at the big bunny right now."

Me: "But I wanna see the seals!"

Megan: "No. We might see them later, but not now!"

Me: (In the loudest voice my 4-year-old lungs could muster) "F*** BIG RABBIT!!!"

I love you...even though you're a guy.  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

talk2hand Whatever, dude.....  

[Captain Saru]

"Now this is what a horny hippo looks like!"

-My mommy, holding up a picture of Chris  

[JTN]

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."  

[JTN]

Yes, I'm in my right mind... my left mind is closed for redecorating.  

[JTN]

Just this afternoon, everything was going my way. That's the moment when I figured out I was driving on the wrong side of the road.  

[hirai]

JTN

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

Oh man I love that one...  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

left handed people are always in their right mind  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Heres another early bird thing: The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.  

[[ Hippoman ]]

I wondred why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

the early duck gets toast and coffee..... eek whee eek  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Police were called to a daycare where a 3- year -old was resisting a rest.  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

definition of nap attack -- 2x4 up side the head....