To those who have drowned in chocolate...I envy you.

[hirai]

I...don't...know...  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

My friend Neko almost had a deadly enounter with a frozen chocolate covered marshmallow...she went to take a bite from it and it poked her just under the tongue...evil frozen chocolate marshmallow....  

[hirai]

My mom broke her tooth on a frozen Snickers bar once...she almost swallowed it 'cause she thought it was a nut.  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

I had a furry Snickers bite me on the foot yesterday....  

[hirai]

Hm, ya might wanna call chocolate control about that one...  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

rofl Snickers is my kitty cat  

[hirai]

My brother named my kitty cat Fiona, but she doesn't like it so I just call her Cat  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

my black kitty's full name is: Thea Theadora Dora, we call here Thea for short.....  

[hirai]

That's a mouthful right there...jeez.  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

don't know if its a mouthful or not...can't stand the thought of getting cat hair in my mouth......  

[hirai]

I've woken up with my cat on my face before...cat hair tastes really gross, but I love how my cats smells O_o  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

tuna breath...not so bad....  

[hirai]

Ew tuna breath...I like to smell my kitty's fur  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

so...what does cat saliva smell like??  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Demon Duck of Doom

so...what does cat saliva smell like??

A half-squished banana with three toothpicks and an ear infection.