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 Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:55 am
ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENTS' HOSPITAL CHARTS
1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
8. The patient refused autopsy.
9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
14. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.
15. She is numb from her toes down.
16. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home.
17. The skin was moist and dry.
18. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
20. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
21. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
22. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
24. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
26. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
27. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
28. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
29. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
30. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
I needed a good laugh?
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:26 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:14 am
Hifumi
I was copying someones username for something.
(Had to think for a while. I didn't recognize the name)
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:50 am
"This one is pretty easy....
It doesn't involve a lot of thought~ sometimes it does involve a little explanation though xd !!!
All you have to do is hold the ctrl button and the V button to paste the last thing that you copied...Then leave a little explanation as to why that is something that you copied..."
This is what she said on the first page! razz
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:38 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:08 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:43 am
oneplusoneistwentytwo@hotmail.com
LOL hey thats my email
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/v/1CdxYrbSXe8&autoplay=1&loop=0
its my media...check it out its awesome...
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:25 pm
GermanTemper1010
sending Birthday wishes
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:17 am
teriyaki
I was talking about food and didn't feel like typing it twice so I copied it the sedond time. I'm not even sure if it's spelled right.
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:42 pm
^looks right to me Click here to post your Birthday:  hehe ^more shameless advertising in the main forum blaugh
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:49 am
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:35 pm
Hagosha
Its a star system.
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:38 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:08 pm
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