The Infamous Three Word Story

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the drowned pets.  

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Relieved, Gaians everywhere  

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realized that plushies,  

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though cute, taste  

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with their tongues.

rofl  

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(Evil, I tell you.)

This epiphany caused  

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a revolt against,  

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random comma usage,  

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and the taxidermists.  

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Thousands gathered, seething  

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foaming at the  

[OtherWorlds]

mouths with steam  

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-ed vegetables. "Yum!"

mrgreen  

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It became time  

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to repeatedly say