Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[ManagerKyoto]

IT looks like a giant tarmac.

Does msoking really give you cancer?  

[PunctureWounds]

Only in the movies.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  

[Aurora Sing]

A woodchuck would chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!

How much water are you supposed to drink every day?  

[Epic Fail Girl]

as much as you can pour in the washing machine.

Was Snoopy (From Peanuts) ever just pretending to be flying?  

[PunctureWounds]

Of course not, everyone knows that beagles fly doghouses to defend their countries!

When is my baby going to be born?!?!  

[john999999]

when it wants to

why do people fight??  

[Aurora Sing]

mostly because they get their feelings hurt....

why did the guys give up on the guys vs. girls game???  

[Pandalover263]

Because they know that WE ARE SUPERIOR!!! HUZZAH!

Why is What Not to Wear so amusing when Stacy and Clinton are insulting the people's fashion sense and throwing away their clothes? And why is it that whenever I try to throw out my brother's clothes in the trash he wears them anyway?  

[ManagerKyoto]

Because of the smell. Guys love to wear smelly clothing.

Why is the Nile so good?  

[PunctureWounds]

It isn't. You're in denile.

Why do skunks have a stripe?  

[Stained Sunday]

Because they don't like zig-zags or polka-dots.

Why does my hair have this little curly bit just in one strand in the front, but nowhere else, and my hair is naturally straight?  

[TintedShades]

Because it didn't give in to peer presure

Why is mustard yellow?  

[Nycko]

is the moon a circle?  

[ManagerKyoto]

Because it would be stupid if it was blue.

Why can I not be a pig?  

[Aurora Sing]

well, being of male gender you could technically be a pig...


Why IS mustard yellow?