Useless Superpowers

[Analease_555]

abiluty to click pens really fast  

[Aurora Sing]

^Ability to open the car trunk just by walking past it...  

[TintedShades]

^ability to understand all abstract art  

[ManagerKyoto]

ability to lie down and sleep.  

[john999999]

ability to eat junk food  

[Aurora Sing]

^The amazing ability to type words on a keyboard!  

[Stained Sunday]

^ Sprouts a feather on her back every time an owl hoots. whee  

[PunctureWounds]

Ability to make dog chew toy sounds at will.  

[Stained Sunday]

^ Can illuminate the inside of her body.  

[TintedShades]

ability to speak sign language without the use of hands  

[ManagerKyoto]

can grow hair in the blink of an eye  

[Aurora Sing]

The ability to make paint dry just by watching it  

[Analease_555]

ability to guess jelly bean flavors by putting them in your mouth  

[xX_Random-Soul_Xx]

The power to see things  

[TintedShades]

Ability to blow bubbles in milk.