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 Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:49 am
prepare to stretch your legs in order to trip him...then laugh at his face. ninja
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 4:06 pm
Push the person into a mud puddle throw rocks at him! >=D
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:20 pm
Problem: The guy beside you in the movie theater farted... audibly.
gonk scream ninja
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:52 pm
If there are empty seats available, move. Also make sure to have something that smells good nearby like popcorn in case that fart is a real reeker.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:56 pm
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 3:33 pm
Umm since you can't get a worse Ugly response than that I think we'll skip the "Ugly" category this time round and start anew.
You were really craving Chips Ahoy and some lady grabs the last bag on the store shelf before you can get it and walks away gloating !
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 5:45 pm
Find something else for your munchies. There are other things besides Chips Ahoy.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:55 am
Grabbed it from her and say, 'yah, that's right! I got your CHIPS! Watcha gonna do about it, huh? It's mine NOW!' twisted
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 5:12 pm
Call her ugly and fat, then while she's crying, take the food. To finish things off, push her into a shopping cart and then push her down the aisle so that she crashes into a stack of canned food and it all falls on her.
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:55 pm
Problem: A raccoon has decided to take up residence in your garbage can !
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:59 pm
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 12:39 pm
Seal it in the garbage can, then take that can to the top of the highest hill nearby and let it roll all they way down with the raccoon stuck inside it.
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 8:11 am
Turn the garbage can into a gas chamber. When it tries to go out shoot it with a shotgun. Then laugh while you let some stray dogs eat its carcass. (or what's left of it) twisted
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 7:30 pm
Problem: someone ran over your foot with their car.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 1:06 pm
Surely it was an accident. Forgive them provided they pay for all your medical expenses.
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