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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:12 am
hammer, and hope that it hits.
a large foot about to smush you.
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:27 am
opened clotheshanger, which i point upward into the oncoming foot, giving an effect like stepping on a needle
"oh no, its godzilla!!!!!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:28 am
throw the hammer away from him and hope he'll try to catch it.
Stepsister?
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:33 am
duct tape on arms, legs, and mouth. maybe the wire clthes hanger around arms and legs as well for extra hold.
cracked ribs
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:51 am
duct tape aliens plan to abduct your mom
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:19 pm
Hammer a broken wire that could electracute or give you a light zap?
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:09 pm
hammer ( twisted MUAHAHAHAHAHA)
A rabid chicken who eats hammers?
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:27 pm
BRATZ DOLLS!? CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!!!! wait.. oops emh... break the clothhanger into half inch pieces ducttape them to the hammer then hammer the hell out of them and the girls playing with them.
AM radio?
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:49 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:31 am
hammer!!! (may as well finish the job)
pets tore up christmas presents on the eve......
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:20 am
nuder them with the coat-hanger.
No christmas gifts because of the recession?
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:52 pm
clothes hanger, wrap it in tinfoil and attach a tag saying "+15 greathanger, epic drop off epic boss" and sell it on ebay for PHAT LEWTS.
Use said lewts to buy gifts.
Angry undead abortion zombie swarms take over new york.
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:04 am
Duct tape. Just unroll, slap on door in copious amounts, and pray.
Nuclear fallout. surprised
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:07 am
wrap yourself in duct tape for protection, dive into a fallout shelter. when its all over, if u still live take the hammer in hand and head out to find things, smashing mutant faces in as u go......
can not afford doctor bill
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