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 Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:23 pm
She was trying to KILL ME!
... I think...
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:01 pm
She always thought i was going to kill her...
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:30 pm
She has a thing for weddings...she's divorcing me just so we can get married again.
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:23 pm
She refused to tell me what that key was for
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:15 pm
I made a mistake... I used one of her maps instead of a paper towel... She never forgave me, it was awful how she would not stop talking about it, I finally had to end it just to get some peace.
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:46 pm
He keeps screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:21 pm
she sayed that i had no face
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:00 pm
The grammar police arrested him. I don't date/marry criminals. Had to file for divorce.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:28 pm
Her job is to make conspiracy theories and travel...so whenever she embarks on an adventure, she calls back and wakes me up at unreasonable hours to warn me of aliens and vampires.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:39 pm
She attacks me with her horns
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:10 pm
I divorced her because she got to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and left me with a box of lucky charms cereal.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:18 pm
She always blamed me whenever one of my mostly harmless experiments went amok and terrorized the local villages.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:38 pm
I divorced him because when i woke up in the middle of the night I was strapped to a doctor's work table with JTN over me about to 'examine' me with a kunai over my heart (if the cops didn't appear before he began i wouldn't know what would happen... gonk )
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:32 am
He was so traumatized he would wake up screaming and flailing and injuring myself and my dog. It didn't help that his creepy ex kept showing up to "complete his examination."
Run, run as fast as you can!
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:35 pm
She always folded the maps wrong and they never fit in the glove compartment properly... which was strange since we use a GPS.
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