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 Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:35 pm
Because i realized i was straight. :3
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:56 am
I was doing some file maintenance on her computer and found her internet browsing history... Justin Bieber fansites everywhere!
*shudder*
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:35 am
We were never married, just really good friends, & nothing more, but after walking in on him & his lifesized naked beiber doll, I had to make sure that everyone knew that he & I would never be the same again... burning_eyes
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:16 pm
At first our hatred for the Biebs brought us together... But when he started planning assassination I knew I had to get out before the crazed Bieber fans came to kill us.
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:05 pm
She constantly denied the existence of The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, UFOs and Freddie Mercury!
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:52 pm
He kept yanking on the beards of every Santa Claus in the malls.
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 5:46 pm
She forced me to prove to her that Saint Nick has been dead for centuries... Those kids seeing us dig up a half missing skeleton with a white beard, didn't respond the way I thought they would... Now I wish "automail" was real...
DONT READ THE FINE PRINT... Santa Claus was butt-raped by a reindeer, when he was leaving your house Christmas eve, You may say that Santa had it coming, for giving them reindeer porn dvds...
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 6:23 pm
His sense of humour is a much little too crude for me
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:49 pm
She thought I was joking, but I was not...
DONT READ THE FINE PRINT!!!
If you can read this, Lady_Conspiracy will give you $80,000,000,000,000 but only if you can convince her to admit that she has it... mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:45 pm
His style clashed with my rock n' roll. neutral
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:17 pm
because he destroyed my computer after watching Nyan-Cat! cat_crying
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:25 pm
Our relationship got cold fast.
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:34 pm
She wouldn't come out of her glittery shell. emotion_donotwant
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:24 am
He wasn't my type, what with him being a guy & all... mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:02 am
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