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 Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:22 am
First of all it wasn't a Marrige, it was Partnership. I don't know where these people are getting that we were married, or where these divorce papers came from... Second of all, He pretty much freaked out when i was messing with a little floating ball. IDK where he got that i have universal powersWhich I do have. Because he wanted me to send him to a world full of candy and women.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:06 pm
He never gives the other colors in the rainbow a chance. It's always black, black, and maybe some gray.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:53 pm
She used her sword on me then stole my root beer
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:34 pm
He lies! I don't even like root beer.
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:19 pm
She hates root beer. She hates root beer so much, she cursed me and the generations to come after me when I told her that it was my favourite drink. And don't get me started when I mentioned root beer floats to her...
*puts ointment on the bite marks*
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 11:01 pm
im allergenic to cats, but he was so cute! im not gay, but i like cats....
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:22 am
I loved his tail so much. Then he started bitching about how I loved the tail more that him (which is true mind you). I tried to like the actual person who the tail belonged to but then I went, "screw this s**t" and got a divorce.
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:15 pm
The most interesting part of our relationship is when we started fighting each other with our swords.
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:20 pm
She constantly beats the children... granted they are not our children, but the point still stands.
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:20 pm
I came home from work and caught him making love to the cat. He was all "Oh yeah" and the cat was like "Me-yowch" and I was all "Ewww".
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:08 pm
I've totally had it with all her rules... 
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:44 am
I question the websites he goes to. (0.0)
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:57 am
She asked too many questions Dx
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:39 am
sweatdrop She never really cared for who I was... then she had me dress up as a pirate... then a slave-boy... now a cowboy...
*kind of likes the buttless chaps though*
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:25 pm
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