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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:18 pm
He couldn't tell I was a guy
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:21 pm
They couldn't tell that i was joking... mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:38 pm
Couldn't love me the right way.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:53 pm
Had to, they made me die laughing...
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:05 pm
His friends kept making him laugh and it disrupted our life together. I had to find someone more serious! heart
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:09 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:39 am
i did becasue i was afraid that he was really chuck norris and would roundhouse kick my head off if i made one tiny mistake! :S
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:25 pm
because I am chuck norris
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:34 pm
She believes that she is invincible.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:45 pm
You tell us what happened here...
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:09 am
I can't remember the last time he did something for me.
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 9:23 pm
She takes everything I do for granted!
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:22 pm
He cheated on me for a ginger slut.
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:19 pm
Whenever I open the door to our house, he greets me with a gun to the face.
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:13 am
She put ketchup on my hot dog! gonk
Sinner! Blasphemer! Heretic!
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