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 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:56 am
Well he decided to take me to the doctor for being "insane" and having "multiple personalities." That's just uncalled for!
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:12 am
It was hard to fall asleep knowing that her friend "Fred" might be awake and ready to experiment with our sharp kitchen knives.
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:32 am
She kept getting his name wrong its "Freddy MCBOBBones"
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:38 pm
She always kept waking up screaming... after only biting her once or twice.
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:28 pm
he stole my woman...traitorous vampire
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:55 pm
I fell for someone else...
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:59 pm
We coudn't click, instead we fought endlessly
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:23 am
Well for starters, he cut off my head & tried to shove dynamite down the food hole, I tossed him into the endless abyss after dipping him in plastic explosive soup then threw a grenade at him... Oh wait, those were the good times?!?... Then it was just because we're both guys & no offense, but he kept stealing all the girls from me... Not my fault he has enough time to go to the gym for12 hours a day & he doesn't look like a reject from the "thriller" video... Not all of us can have the perfect look, I mean damn I'm just a skeleton... rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:21 pm
It just didn't work out anymore, I saw him with another man! x3
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:52 pm
She was apparently cheating on me with 30 other people... That is what x3 means, right?... mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:29 pm
He mistook my 30 person party for cheating, you just can't go there.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:24 pm
Well you try reasoning with a Succubi that is in love with me that was trying to rip her apart when SOMEONE set up an arranged wedding. Pretty much for her safety.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:26 pm
he was paranoid, muttering about some succubi
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:03 pm
I was too chicken to ask if they were a guy or a girl & I refused to check their profile or be a stalker to find out, so it was just easier to divorce them... mrgreen
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