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 Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:34 pm
He claimed he was gangster.. he lied.... I only date bad boys
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:49 am
I was too angelic for her.
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:58 am
She killed those baby seals with her bare hands!!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:03 am
She keeps mercilessly teasing our kitteh! 
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:24 am
He was into some super weird things... eek
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:06 pm
She was the weirdest person on the planet, which I loved, but then she started acting normal...
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:30 pm
When I wanted to get a little cottage with a little picket fence he went crazy and demanded to live in a house made of light sabers.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:54 pm
She never understood my love of light sabers... & she got all butthurt when I cut off her hand with one so that she could have a fake hand like darth vader... (or whoever it was in star wars who had a fake hand lol... I'm not really a fan in the sense that I know anything at all about star wars lol)
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:01 pm
He didn't know anything about star wars. Two words. Deal. Breaker.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:14 pm
She tried to make me dress up as darth vader on our honeymoon... THAT, my friend, is a DEAL BREAKER... mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:36 am
He attracted the attention of the FBI.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:58 am
I thought she was a guy! God was a wrong.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:55 am
she threw pies at me TT~TT
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:59 am
So a mistook him for a creep in the middle of the night and used my defense system of pies..... IT WAS AN ACCIDENT DEAR! x3
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:42 pm
She was waaaaaaay to into handcuffs... twisted
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