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 Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:19 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:19 pm
I cannot handle little children very well.
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:01 pm
She accused me of having no sense of humor... Then she came up with an elaborate plan, to have me sleep with her sister while videotaping me in a drunken stupor... & she would've gotten away with it too... Had it not been for those meddlin kids!!!...'NUFF SAID!!!
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:01 pm
He wouldn't let me pass his "force field" apparently his shields were up
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:19 pm
After we got married again, she still kept conspiring with her sailor scout buddies... mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:39 pm
He had all these weird conspiracies that I wore a little sailor suit and fought for justice although was corrupt... It just got weird.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:22 am
Too many conspiracies with her... She even tried to... *Is kidnapped before finishing that last sentence... By Lady_Conspiracy's cronies...* eek
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:05 pm
It turns out I'm not interested in mechanical people anymore. Oh, and the sex was aweful.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:40 pm
They had too many pets...
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:23 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:51 am
She was emotionally distant, never valued my opinions and sent ninja legions to assassinate me for leaving the toilet seat up.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:36 am
He's too paranoid...always thinking that I might have sprinkled a little something for him in my famous apple pie.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:50 pm
It was always pie for breakfast... pie for lunch... pie for dinner... pie for brunch... pie for afternoon tea... pie before bed...
*falls to the floor twitching and foaming at the mouth*
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:17 pm
It was awkward to explain to people that my husband is smaller than our house pet.
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:43 pm
Those birds were annoying
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