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Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 11:41 pm
He claimed the creepy girls around him are really his sisters.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 6:18 am
She made fun of my favourite dessert... a single scoop of vanilla ice cream with 17.49 kg of assorted candy toppings.
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 1:37 pm
He made a big deal about the serving of his ice cream.
OH! And wanted me to dress as an ice cream cone in a bikini to bed. ninja
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 10:33 pm
Three words. Unhealthy. Bird. Obsession.
I am allergic to their down feathers >.<
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 1:20 am
She did a science experiment that turned half her body into a cloud, & one morning I woke up & my legs were stuck in the cloud part & she made fun of me by saying... "Most people have their head in the clouds... Do you have to do everything wrong?!?" Then the cloud turned cumulus & I had to gtfo!!!... By the way, I'll be needing my legs back at some point... redface
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 1:56 am
He gave up reading my journal after the first entry told him it was set to "private" but didn't bother checking to see if the rest had the same privacy setting. xP So lazy haha. And no dearest, your legs are mine now.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 2:39 am
She thought I gave up, but I didn't as we speak, I am just finishing up with reading her innermost thoughts... wink & she wouldn't give my legs back... mrgreen
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 9:31 am
His ex had his legs. I was pretty jealous of her for that!
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 6:59 pm
She used up our entire stock of Burger King coupons!
*goes into Whopper withdrawal*
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:40 am
His diet consists of Burger King which always give him gas.
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:34 pm
She wouldn't share the nachos!
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:52 pm
She dumped me for the little guy standing beside her... I was heartbroken... & spent the rest of my life in strip clubs & watching stupid movies that make no sense... Like... TWILIGHT... twisted
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:36 am
He has no sense of humor...he got pissed when I tried to roast a marshmallow in his flames.
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:19 am
The cats are carniverous and tried to eat me!
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:09 pm
She turned our kitteh into a Pikamew! gonk
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