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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:21 pm
*crossing his arms*Unfortunately that is true.
She couldn't wear even a bra...
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:26 pm
his batman collection was overwhelming.
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:23 pm
She likes Jar Jar Binks... gonk
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:14 pm
He was gonna tear me down with those twin swords
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:23 pm
She always overreacts whenever I butter toast with my blades... then brutally eviscerate the ninja strike team ambushing us from under the breakfast table. ninja
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:03 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:54 pm
We had a lot in common, sadly she didn't belive i had to be a nomad anymore and Settle down. I could not think of that, i want to go back where I once was and i coudn't stop here...
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:21 am
He cheated on me with those books! I saw it with my own eyes!! Bibliophile....
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:53 am
She likes to hit people with a rolled up ancient parchment.
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:27 am
because she kept misplacing our kids at the mall.
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:13 am
She always eats in bed... spaghetti all over our sheets.
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:54 am
he was pale white.... I thought he was a vampire!
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:22 pm
she wouldnt let me buy jelly
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:20 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:38 am
She mentally abused the children... they were not ours, but the point is still valid.
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