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 Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:22 pm
has a lions butt (i dont like lions)
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:33 pm
she never answered my riddles.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:42 pm
She was coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs... too coo-coo. It took three S.W.A.T. teams to stop her. The monkeys haven't stopped crying since.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:01 pm
he was constantly coughing uphair balls...
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:12 pm
She was so mad that i answered her riddles that she tried to claw me and tried to eat me, Next thing you know she is in an animal hospital or a human hospital, i don't care, She was hurt badly, and and lost her teeth trying to eat my arm. Its not my fault im a wize shapeshifter, with adamantium skin...
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:59 pm
He gets angry at me when I tell him to cut the vegetables into cute shapes, claiming that his sword skills were wasted on something that he believed was trivial. He obviously cannot appreciate the art of creating a bento.
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:59 am
She kept eating my bento... pirate 
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:40 pm
He never returned the Red Box movies
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 6:21 am
She constantly tries to invalidate my feelings, leaving me emotionally drained and frustrated... that and she takes away my Lego Star Wars stuff because they are "too creepy!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 9:44 am
Well i was drunk, and in order NOT to go and kill him, i just divorced him and took Half of all his things, Score. I got a laptop, I love when crazed events turn into something great.
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:15 pm
He keeps books around him to make people think that he was smart.
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:53 pm
She keeps all the Cool Ranch Doritos to herself and never shares... EVER!
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:17 pm
i divorced him after he was unable to name any of the Star Wars characters.
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:08 pm
Again, she got pissed at me for answering her riddles so frequently, woman can't think of any good ones, "It starts with P and ends with i, its a number" No duh Pi. That was one of her bad riddles. Because of that she thought i was cheating, so she tore up all my books, a long fight, i even got my clothes Gashed up, results were still the same i guess...
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:36 am
His logic leaves no room for emotional bonding.
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