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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:11 pm
I have to give him candy everyday or else he'll wrap my car with toilet paper.
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:31 pm
She gave me the cold shoulder. mad
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:35 pm
She was the oppisite of me, so we hard a ton of conflict at first, but then we got married, and i can't renember why we got divorced...
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:09 pm
Conflict of interest. And he just forgets important stuff often.
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:31 pm
She always had her head up in the clouds.
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:08 am
She was cheating on the monkey.
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:30 am
He talks to shadows; it's impossible to go anywhere with him without people staring at us.
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:16 am
She wet the bed... and the sofa... and the dining room... and the gym equipment...
*sigh* I never should have given her a Super Soaker Hydro Cannon for her birthday. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:15 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:55 pm
Her abusive rainbow beat the crap out of me
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:30 pm
he has a lighter in his hand. might set me on fire
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:25 pm
She didn't want modern technology!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:22 pm
I wanted salior moon not venus. ((though she did go on to make some great razors))
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:35 pm
He cheated on me with sailor moon while I was out beating up some youma. sad
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:57 pm
Her transformation sequence drew a lot of weirdos.
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