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 Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:13 pm
Granted, but the Gods forgot to pay for snow, so it's actually cold mold.
I wish I was better at singing.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:52 pm
Granted! Unfortunately, you can only sing in Aramaic so no one understands you. That's a good thing, as you are singing very crude songs!
I wish I had more books.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:23 pm
Granted, but they're all Encyclopedias with pointless information.
I wish people would drive better.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:43 pm
Granted, but a homicidal freak runs you over on purpose.
I wish that I could get a book published...
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:49 pm
Your book gets published but it fails miserbly in the market and so there is only one edition of it.
I wish hiccups would die....
(ahh, a toughy)
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:57 pm
Granted, but then a new disease comes out that takes its place and you're the first to get it, but the last to die.
I wish that meh bf would call meh.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:14 pm
Granted, but it's to tell you he's a father to the child of another woman. (That would really suck if it happened IRL)
I wish people would stop saying I look like Fez. (from "That 70s Show")
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:39 pm
Granted, but then they say you look like Kimmie off of Full House.
I wish I was mega rich, so that it didn't matter if anyone stole anything, because I have enough for it not to matter. (Sorry it's a toughie!)
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:56 pm
granted but then your account gets deleted.
i wish i was an elf.
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:09 pm
Granted, but since you live forever, you see many things you wish you didn't, and you get really hurt inside so that you can't bear it, so you commit suicide.
I wish everyone was my friend (as in a real friend, not a two-faced one).
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:12 pm
granted but you get manny enimys that want you dead
I wish i gave a ********.
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:14 pm
Granted but then you get your heart broken by someone who wasn't right for you.
I wish I was a genius...
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:16 pm
granted but then your brain explodes.
i wish i had a new pair of boots.
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:19 pm
Granted, but then you get big blisters that look like oversized pimples!!
I wish that dragons existed.
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:23 pm
granted but then one eats you
i wish i was real
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