What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:49 pm
gowie2 gaia_star gaia_star We have some unfinished business to take care of. scream The droid takes on the appearance of a fierce dragon and blasts his blowtorch at him. gowie2 = 250 Droid = 170
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:51 pm
gowie2 gaia_star gaia_star gaia_star I wonder how I would taste as soup... whee Hit!My Current HP: 250Droid's HP: 250 - 80 = 170 The droid takes out an electrostaff and swings at the flying creature. gowie2 = 250 Droid = 170
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:53 pm
YaoiIsDelicious YaoiIsDelicious = 85 Droid = 195 heart The droid fakes a right swing and spins around to hit the girl's other side. YaoiIsDelicious = 85 Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:54 pm
YaoiIsDelicious heart heart YaoiIsDelicious = 85 Droid = 140 The droid drops down and swings at the girl's feet. YaoiIsDelicious = 30 Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:55 pm
YaoiIsDelicious heart heart heart YaoiIsDelicious = 85 Droid = 85 now 30 Just need to make it past his attacks >.< The droid swoops up, bringing his blade as he goes, attempting to eviscerate the girl. YaoiIsDelicious = Who in the world leaves a pile of guts just laying around? Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:59 pm
sachara sachara = 190 Droid = 160-30 = 130 The droid brings a sander out trying to smooth out the girl's rough spots. sachara = 160 Droid = 70
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:00 pm
sachara sachara = 190 Droid = 130 - 30 = 100 The droid stabs at the girl with his screwdriver. sachara = 160 Droid = 70
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:01 pm
sachara sachara = 190 Droid = 100 - 30 = 70 The droid tries to hammer the girl's toes. sachara = 160 Droid = 70
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:06 pm
Kay9214 As he had predicted, Kay's confusing movements had left the droid swinging wildly before approaching to loom over him. The droid swing down at him, and he rolled to the side, avoiding not only the droids attacks, but his own. The droid rushed the man swinging his blade in an aggressive criss-cross pattern. Kay9214 = 195 Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:07 pm
Kay9214 The droid, having made the predictable move and finding itself in the exact position Kay had been only a moment before. The exact point where his thrown sabers were returning to. Completing their round trip, both plunged neatly into the attacking droid's back and piercing through all kinds of vital (expensive gonk ) machinery. The droid dropped to the ground, swinging at the man's feet. Kay9214 = 195 Droid = 30
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:08 pm
Kay9214 Even as the droid crashed forward against the wall, Kay was on it, kicking it forward and tearing through the droid with his withdrawn sabers. He then dropped into a defensive stance for the droid's next attacks. Kay: 195Droid: 30 The droid spazzed out! It knew the end was near and decided to swing wildly and frequently, hitting anything that was in it's reach. Kay9214 = 140 Droid = 30
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Purtie rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:56 pm
Darth Daddicus Purtie Joe, Curly or Shemp? I liked Curly. Purtie = 170 Hard Droid = 90 The droid takes on the appearance of Larry, the forgotten stooge, says, "What am I, chopped liver?", and moves in for a flying jump-kick when the girl is startled by how much Larry sounds exactly like Stimpy. Purtie = 90 Droid = 90 This droids programming is faulty. Shemp Howard is the "forgotten Stooge".
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Purtie rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:00 am
Joe Besser is also considered a "forgotten Stooge"
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Purtie rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 10 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:03 am
But choosing Larry Fine (who got top billing) as a "forgotten Stooge" is nuts. I still like Curly. 3nodding Puts down light saber and prepares to distract kinky droid. wink
Purtie = 90 Hard droid = 10
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