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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:57 pm
He insisted on taking care of me while I'm still sick in bed.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:00 pm
Ive never been with a women so I thought I would give it a try 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:03 pm
She still owed me Zeros soul... twisted
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:19 pm
he promised me a million things
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:23 pm
i promised her a million things but she only wanted one... redface
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:27 pm
he stays in the kitchen...where he belongs biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:30 pm
she gives me what I want every single night.... twisted
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:37 pm
He reenacts all the episodes of teletubbies for me.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:42 pm
She danced naked with me on our first date... twisted
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:45 pm
he knows what a bear wants
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:46 pm
one day i tried to steal her pendant,next thing i know i have a wedding ring.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:49 pm
he loves awkward moments just as much as I do
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:52 pm
she tried to breastfeed me when I was sleeping... twisted
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:55 pm
He was an extra in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:00 am
She wished to meet Jack sparrow, i gave her her wish.
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