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 Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:17 pm
She just doesn't understand my basic psychological need to track internet trolls through their IP addresses, cross referencing them through ISP databases to find their specific physical addresses and then manually correcting their world views by the friendly manipulation of their various bodily orifices with the gentle aid of rusty farming implements.
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:26 pm
He was a cat. and for cats and foxes, breeding with each other isn't really tolerable by some people. *cough* my parents *cough*
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:36 pm
She was raised by an intolerant kitsune family who look down upon us neko...
*weeps for her* crying
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:45 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:07 pm
She lasted the test but wanted me to give up dimentional traveling and time traveling, i simply could not give up my nomadic ways. Besides, i think she wanted to mess with me in some way.
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:59 pm
I'm allergic to Zero... Because he is a mochi right now... No way around it... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:01 am
i didn't like the way he stared at me at night.
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:38 pm
She liked to end her sentences with "~nya heart ."
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:39 am
She didn't like my change...
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:34 pm
It's always about him; why can't he do something for me for a change? mad
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:41 pm
"Cause everytime i help you, it seems like its a contraband everything, thus the cops come and i am forced to kill them! its because of you im a freaking wanted man!"
Self explanitory
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:37 pm
Because of the way he barked when he slept. I think he was a lost puppy in his younger years and he had horrible nightmares at night. It was just plain creepy.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:41 pm
She puts mayo on everything... even on our DVDs and pajamas.
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:45 am
He insisted on having a sandbox in the middle of the living room.
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:14 pm
She refuses to see the obvious merits of spontaneous public dancing.
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