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 Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:26 pm
All that dark energy... It was making the voice of Hitler talk to me about baking cakes...
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:57 pm
He makes a lot of noise walking around in those shoes which bothered all the neighbors so we couldn't rent an apartment.
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:12 pm
Her Rosey look bothered me so, and everytime i told her to wear something other than pink, she got another Shade of pink, Stop wearing Salmon colored Clothing!
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:49 pm
He was too dark.
And he made out with his sock every night.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:59 am
How can i make out with my sock if i don't take out my mask in the first place, you liar...
She halucinates alot, she thought i was bacon...
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:34 pm
Dissaproved of my bacon fixations.
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:53 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:32 am
Her polar bear had an evil twinkle in it's eyes that drove me crazy.
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:05 am
She was great in bed, but wouldn't let me sleep... gonk
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:56 pm
I was forced to marry him in a bet, now the 3 months have ran out, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, TECHNO KITTY!!!
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:54 pm
Cause I've watched enough episodes of Cheaters to know that he's been cheating on me.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:36 pm
I could never make love comfortably with him.
That darn mask...
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:37 am
I didn't even remember marrying them... So we had to get divorced since she didn't even know my name... mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:14 am
He accused me for being a crazy cat lady.
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:11 pm
She keeps throwing away the leftover unicorn.
(They really are great for sammiches a week later.)
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