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Kozar Rockamora

PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:26 pm


All that dark energy... It was making the voice of Hitler talk to me about baking cakes...
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:57 pm


He makes a lot of noise walking around in those shoes which bothered all the neighbors so we couldn't rent an apartment.

Shy_Meganekko


Zero-The-Hunter 500

Magnetic Shapeshifter

PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:12 pm


Her Rosey look bothered me so, and everytime i told her to wear something other than pink, she got another Shade of pink, Stop wearing Salmon colored Clothing!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:49 pm


He was too dark.
And he made out with his sock every night.

anoirtac

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Zero-The-Hunter 500

Magnetic Shapeshifter

PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:59 am


How can i make out with my sock if i don't take out my mask in the first place, you liar...

She halucinates alot, she thought i was bacon...
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:34 pm


Dissaproved of my bacon fixations.

Kozar Rockamora


Ayame-Yuura

Familiar Darling

11,450 Points
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:53 am


He pointed a gun at me!
PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:32 am


Her polar bear had an evil twinkle in it's eyes that drove me crazy.

Shy_Meganekko


Deathfrost

Magnetic Sex Symbol

PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:05 am


She was great in bed, but wouldn't let me sleep... gonk
PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:56 pm


I was forced to marry him in a bet, now the 3 months have ran out, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, TECHNO KITTY!!!

Zero-The-Hunter 500

Magnetic Shapeshifter


Professor Wi-Fi

Greedy Gekko

5,950 Points
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:54 pm


Cause I've watched enough episodes of Cheaters to know that he's been cheating on me.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:36 pm


I could never make love comfortably with him.
That darn mask...

anoirtac

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Deathfrost

Magnetic Sex Symbol

PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:37 am


I didn't even remember marrying them... So we had to get divorced since she didn't even know my name... mrgreen
PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:14 am


He accused me for being a crazy cat lady.

Shy_Meganekko


JTN
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:11 pm


She keeps throwing away the leftover unicorn.

(They really are great for sammiches a week later.)
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