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 Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:50 pm
Put a crack in my goggles.
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:41 pm
Kept slappin' me with a water meat.
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:41 pm
He thinks that Halloween is all year round.
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:19 pm
She just doesn't understand my needs... for world domination through dance.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:45 pm
He doesn't understand that the world is MINE...I just let him live in it.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:52 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:00 pm
His getup totally clashed with my rock 'n roll.
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:04 am
He let me abuse him too much. I think it's cruel that I should be able to have my way so easily!
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:45 am
She put Jello in the water bed... weirdest night's sleep ever. gonk
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:27 pm
He wanted to turn me into a sexy cat girl...and I cannot do sexy.
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:03 pm
She deep-fries everything... Oh, my arteries! eek
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:37 pm
He was too womanly... (irony!)
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:38 pm
She wasn't what I expected her to be stressed
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:52 pm
He thinks he's romantic for dedicating his songs to me but he is very tone deaf.
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:12 pm
She never understood i never liked being an ordinary person...
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