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Bad Idea: Kepping your workspace neat and clean, by never taking anywork into it


Good Idea: Working hard

bad idea:

eating a breakfast of fried worms


good idea: making balloon animals

Bad Idea: Getting your fiance an awesome birthday present that she won't accept because it's way too expensive.

Good Idea: Giving hobos money.

Bad Idea: Taking him to an animal hospital


Good Idea: Reading to kindergarden kids

bad idea:

taking up piano lessons with instruments from evil piano makers! @@;;

Evil Piano Makers
Pianos became consistently more complex with each passing revision, as Piano makers strove to find a practical use to properly justify killing elephants and rare trees.

Several Piano Makers employed popular musicians of the day to create sonatas and concertos for "concert Piano". These were at first well attended, but quickly led to the downfall of classical music, when people realised that no musician on earth could make a set of ivory cubes inlaid with varying numbers of ebony dots (Piano-Fifteen) sound any good at all. The rise of popular music began.

[edit]Continuing Development
More justification for killing elephants and rare trees was needed, and pianos therefore became ever more elaborate. Eventually other ingredients were added, and Piano-Twentytwo was born, whch was made entirely from ivory and ebony triangles, held together with cabbage. Later, further elements were added, including piano wire, invented 500 years earlier by a man who wanted something with which to garotte people.

By 1936 many British pianos were kept in public houses in the east end of London where they were unfortunately vulnerable to damage during the Blitz on London's docks and factories that formed the second act of World War II. Following the outbreak of peace in 1945, a section of the merchant fleet was converted to become Piano Ferries which discreetly redistributed pianos from defeated Germany, Belgium, and parts of occupied France to damaged districts of London. One of the main berths was renamed the Surrey Keys due to an accident with a dockside crane. After 1951, when local musical demands had been satisfied, the shipping-line began to transport cars, trucks and passengers.

source: wiki uncyclopedia
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Piano#Evil_Piano_Makers



good idea: saving the pandas

bad idea: going to bed early when your b/f is expecting you for a date



good idea: hot buttered toast

bad idea:

doing your homework for first grade, when you're old enough to graduate


good idea: giving crumbs to the birds

Bad Idea: going to play with a rabbid squirrel with razor-sharp teeth.

Good Idea: Making new friends.