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 Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:29 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:46 am
She feared that my dragon, that is very obedient, would lose control and eat her little yeti... Or her...
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:27 pm
He quit texting meh. crying
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:45 pm
Pre op tranny, not the man I thought you were
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:42 pm
I might go blind after seeing that eclipse.
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:33 pm
Those animals talk very loudly when I try to sleep.
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:38 pm
She quadrupled our phone bill with calls threatening Justin Beiber.
(Rocks through windows are cheap. Why couldn't she use those?)
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:42 pm
He has a mistress on the side. stare
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:13 am
The kisses were lame, she always had her face covered.
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:21 pm
She said she'd turn emo if I ever divorced her... Couldn't resist.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:38 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:56 pm
She did not like blood always on my blades...She feared the worst...
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:02 pm
Loved everything about the darkness and we were opposites.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:07 pm
There were wet cats all around her... she attracted them like mad... Dx
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:07 pm
Threw water on cats and was turned on by it. It was to weird
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