Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

(it was mean't to be that way.)
Uh why did we get married? Ugh...  

[Seiji-ojisan]

(You tell me, honey. wink )

I divorced him because he accused my ghost of being gay and I don't like hypocrites.

Ghost: I'm not gay... *moans*  

[xo Moonlightbeautyxo]

Because I wasn't into an open marriage. :3  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because I am not a man ! crying

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She kept trying to bite me! Even when we tried to kiss she tried to do so!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Biting was good, he didn't want to understand that

 

[xukshia]

She loves to tell jokes, but I don't get them.

 

[bebibebi]

I'm not lesbian?

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Point taken.
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

FTW  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

If she ever hugged me, i need a crowbar just let loose!  

[bebibebi]

If he hugged me, I'll never get loose. o_o  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Thats because you hug back! You have a strong grip you know... My crowbar is even bent!"

Uh Well i really don't know how to explain as i already did now...  

[bebibebi]

"Me? a strong grip? are you sure? O3O? "
(sh*t, he saw right through my disguise. >__>)

He USES CROWBARS on me. eek  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Do you want to be stuck to each other day after night?"  

[bebibebi]

"hmm...you've got a point there. o3o"

He doesn't understand the need of love. huggle?



(BWAHAHAHAHA. xDDD)  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"There... Now would you kindly stop hugging me like i was a plushie?"

She eats all the cookies T.T