Corrupt A Wish!

[Sakura Hylian]

Granted: You have alot of paper, but in order to make your paper, all of the trees in the world have been cut down, severely reducing the oxygen in the air, causing all of us to suffocate and die.


I wish I had a job xp  

[starrybaka]

Granted: Your new job goes well . . . as a hobo gonk

I wish I can think of something

 

[Princess Decay]

you think of something but its too late and you lose your turn

I wish I could come up with an awesome avatar  

[TintedShades]

Granted, you have the most amazing avatar in Gaia. Unfortunately, since everyone else agrees, you were hacked and never receiveced your items back...

I wish I was a dragon!  

[PewterKat]

Granted: You're a fierce and beautiful dragon, but knights are always trying to kill you.

I wish I had more socks!  

[Caffeine Burnout]

You do have more socks. But they're not yours, and they're used.

I wish people would recognize Weird Al as a genius.  

[dancerchicnea]

WIERD AL IS A GENIUS BUT HE CAN'T TALK.
I WISH I WAS A VICTORIA'S SECRET MODEL!  

[smokey1984]

you became a modle but u fell and broke a leg
I wish i was a world cass chef..  

[Canis lupus Knight]

u became a world class chef in dog food

i wish i was part wolf  

[Viese Servatika]

Granted. Half of your body is human, the other half is wolf. ...nice.

I wish I had another computer.  

[smokey1984]

u get another computer but it blows up when u turn it on.....


I wish marijuana was legal  

[Kension Hemora]

Granted, it is legal in anstredam, but you can't go there.
I wish that I had enough gold to buy a royal yukata, two ancient katanas, and a celebrity date  

[Canis lupus Knight]

Kension Hemora

Granted, it is legal in anstredam, but you can't go there.
I wish that I had enough gold to buy a royal yukata, two ancient katanas, and a celebrity date

granted, you get the stuff but there is a glicth and they dissipear and you cant find them.

I wish i was able to use the force  

[Viese Servatika]

Granted, but its the wrong kind of force you expected. Oops.

I wish my headache went away.