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 Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:55 pm
Because of the fairies. -Fist shake-
Why are my headphones so lousy?
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:03 pm
Because they are actually electrical boomerangs!!
Why do flowers smell?
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:05 pm
Because once you touch a perfectly good pair of headphones they burst into flames.
Why is night dark?
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:04 pm
because it feels like it.
what do they call bananas bananas?
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:08 pm
Because "That god d***ed F***in yellow s***" wasn't appropriate for the children to hear.
Why is it that 0+1=1, 1-0=1, 1x0=0, but you can't divide by zero?
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:12 pm
because 7 8 9
(oh bad joke)
Why dont trees hug back?
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:19 pm
because they hate you and your shiney shoes...
why is it that classes are so long?
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:21 pm
Because if they were short no-one could fit inside!
Why is soda so tasty?
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:54 pm
because it has "electroLights"
Why do i waste my money?
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:54 am
It's the only way to spend it or else it would run from you.
Where are the apples?
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:11 am
In your pants , LOL xd
Why do cows moo?
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:26 pm
cuz they can't bark
why are apples yummy?
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:38 pm
beacuse its made form my blood! scream
why do i have heartburn?
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:15 pm
because your quote is so stupid
Why don't i want to move from my comp even though i am bored out of my mind?
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:18 pm
Because your butt melted to the seat.
Why are there braille dots on drive through ATM machines?
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