Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

You cheated on this hamster*holds a hamster up and throws it away*STOP CONFUSING PEOPLE!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He threw away a live hamster gonk

 

[xo Moonlightbeautyxo]

Because the talks were ALWAYS about the hamster. stare  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Because i was tempted to eat it... Whats worse for you?
She asks too much...  

[Seiji-ojisan]

There was someone else...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

There was someone else and her name was....

 

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

*hits with a pipe*YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE SILENCED YOU BLOODY VAMPIRE!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He was hitting me over the head with a pipe in two threads stare

 

[Seiji-ojisan]

Such a evil, violent man! There there. You can bite me. I won't hit you with any pipe. stare  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He didn't hit me with a pipe gonk
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lol confusing?

 

[JTN]

She refuses to let me unleash my raw animal sexuality upon the unsuspecting populace...

*pouts* stare  

[Seiji-ojisan]

He had severe Freudian issues. stare  

[Kozar Rockamora]

It was always about the money. No appreciation for the cheaper things, like DYNAMITE and GASOLINE.  

[Seiji-ojisan]

He kept blowing stuff up.  

[xukshia]

I found out he was just wasting his time around me.