Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Because he brought in a dog to chase me away 3nodding  

[Seiji-ojisan]

Because we couldn't agree on who'd clean up after the dog.  

[floating_shoppinglist]

kept on gunning down the neighbors  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

She kept on trying to plant trees and flowers indoors, I was tired of cleaning up the mess  

[MaronKuzaka]

Well let's just say SOMEONE kept stealing my milk stare

 

[JTN]

She filled all my computer's storage with episodes of Glee, Desperate Housewives and random Disney Channel programming... deleting all my PORM! gonk  

[MaronKuzaka]

He did not appreciate the little idea of sharing our interests. So when he dissed Desperate housewives I refrained myself from admitting my liking for his porn >.>

 

[Kozar Rockamora]

Never appreciated my passion for dinner.  

[brass_monkey360]

he refuse to get a relaxer.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

She'd steal my booty late at night  

[brass_monkey360]

She never gave the booty freely. xd  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

She never offered me her booty 3nodding  

[Kozar Rockamora]

Her idea of "booty grab" involved chasing me with a nail clipper.  

[Seiji-ojisan]

He wouldn't ever take off his mask.  

[anoirtac]

He killed my brother.