Why did you divorce the person above you?

[JTN]

She sided with the Rebel Alliance...  

[Seiji-ojisan]

'Cause I realized he was a dude.  

[Hachimitsu bea]

He wasn't smart enough for me...

 

[Deathfrost]

Because those hearts coming out of her head, which I thought meant she loved me, turned out to be vampiric insects... eek  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

(haven't i heard that before?)
Hello i was drunk and he is a guy  

[Hachimitsu bea]

He wouldn't give me his shoes stare

 

[Deathfrost]

(lol it was in an episode of flapjack, Zero... lol)
She always waved her secondhand smoke at me using her fan... gonk  

[Leo Spice]

because i would get burned every time i touched his hair.  

[Kozar Rockamora]

She saw me rollin' an started hatin.  

[Leo Spice]

because i'm allergic to dragons.  

[Hachimitsu bea]

We would not give me his cat!

 

[Deathfrost]

Her eyesight was worse than mine... She kept talking to random objects thinking they were me...  

[Seiji-ojisan]

Everything he touched withered and died... So I kinda figured it wasn't gonna work...  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

We fought like cats and mice  

[Seiji-ojisan]

Because she would always chase me around the house, toss me in the air and try to eat me and I had to use slapstick comedy gags to escape. (i.e. she was the cat in the relationship and I was the mouse.) It was fun for a while, but it got real old real fast.