Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Hachimitsu bea]

He didnt like my style

 

[Deathfrost]

She hit me with that whip... eek
(DONT READ THE FINE PRINT!!!)
What?!?... Whips hurt!!!...  

[MusicJunky]

He didn't like whips  

[Deathfrost]

She kept trying to kill me with her 'fan'... eek  

[Kozar Rockamora]

He got me thrown out of the military!!

(don't ask don't tell is bs)  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

HE WAS MICHAEL JACKSON THE 2ND! I DON'T WANT TO BE NEAR ANYONE WHO SAYS IS A *sounding like the song*"A,a smooth criminal!"  

[Kozar Rockamora]

He creeped up on my brother an snaped his neck like a twig.  

[A Bloody Band Aid]

Always wanted me to touch his chainsaw.  

[Deathfrost]

She kept squirting ink on me... gonk
(DONT READ THE FINE PRINT!!!)
If you are reading this, you now ow Zero 5,000,000,000,000,000,000 gold...  

[Kozar Rockamora]

Always leaving pestering notes in incredibly fine print.  

[Deathfrost]

WE WERE NEVER MARRIED... I just needed divorce papers signed by them so i could take half their MONEY... twisted
(DONT READ THE FINE PRINT!!!...)
I want money, lots & lots of money... I want the pie in the sky... (oh)
I want money, lots & lots of money (lots & lots of money)... So don't be askin' me why... I wanna be rich!...  

[Kozar Rockamora]

Because I had a ruthless lawyer that promised he could get me more than half his stuff.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

We were never married,i just ninja stole all that he had  

[Seiji-ojisan]

First of all, I was pretty drunk when we got married. Second, it's a voodoo doll.  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Urm...I thinks she's drunk. Hello? *waves head in front of her face.*