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 Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:41 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:26 pm
She hit me with that whip... eek
(DONT READ THE FINE PRINT!!!)
What?!?... Whips hurt!!!...
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:56 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:58 pm
She kept trying to kill me with her 'fan'... eek
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 4:20 pm
He got me thrown out of the military!!
(don't ask don't tell is bs)
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 4:29 pm
HE WAS MICHAEL JACKSON THE 2ND! I DON'T WANT TO BE NEAR ANYONE WHO SAYS IS A *sounding like the song*"A,a smooth criminal!"
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 4:55 pm
He creeped up on my brother an snaped his neck like a twig.
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:09 pm
Always wanted me to touch his chainsaw.
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:51 pm
She kept squirting ink on me... gonk
(DONT READ THE FINE PRINT!!!)
If you are reading this, you now ow Zero 5,000,000,000,000,000,000 gold...
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:47 am
Always leaving pestering notes in incredibly fine print.
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:22 pm
WE WERE NEVER MARRIED... I just needed divorce papers signed by them so i could take half their MONEY... twisted
(DONT READ THE FINE PRINT!!!...)
I want money, lots & lots of money... I want the pie in the sky... (oh)
I want money, lots & lots of money (lots & lots of money)... So don't be askin' me why... I wanna be rich!...
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:25 pm
Because I had a ruthless lawyer that promised he could get me more than half his stuff.
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:11 pm
We were never married,i just ninja stole all that he had
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:21 am
First of all, I was pretty drunk when we got married. Second, it's a voodoo doll.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:37 am
Urm...I thinks she's drunk. Hello? *waves head in front of her face.*
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