Corrupt A Wish!

[Youko-chan of Tactics]

Granted: but you lose power afterwards, without saving, and you have to start from the begining on your Quake game.

I wish I had all the books in the world!  

[Lilith Le Midge]

You get all the books in the world, and read them all as well, but your brain explodes and your dead because of too much information.

I wish I could learn through Osmosis.  

[J.a.y.n.e]

Granted, but then you're surrounded by idiots.


I wish gas was cheaper.  

[Youko-chan of Tactics]

Granted: Gas is cheaper because it is low quality and highly explosive. Your car explodes just after refilling it, and you die.

I wish I could see all my favorite bands live in Concert, with great seats!  

[starrybaka]

Granted: Later, one of the band members of your favorite band just got his head decapitated and landed on your seat.

I wish I don't have homework

 

[Caffeine Burnout]

Your wish is granted! Your house has been crushed in an avalanche, thus you no longer have a home.

I wish we had air conditioning in my workplace.  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Granted: Your workplace is now a giant freezer and you must wear a parka and mittens, causing you to take twice as long to accomplish anything.

I wish I could find a Pinhead bobblehead.  

[starrybaka]

Granted: A few seconds later, your Pinhead bobblehead isn't Pinhead bobblehead. It's Pinhead NOhead!

I wish I'm not bored...

 

[Caffeine Burnout]

Your wish is granted! You're now being tortured.

I wish my allergies weren't as bad as they are now.  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Granted: Your nose doesnt bother you at all, it falls off.


I wish I had a cookie.  

[Caffeine Burnout]

In past tense? Okay. You had a cookie, but you lost it.

I wish I could shake the hand of Ewan Mcgregor.  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: You are now standing in a line waiting to shake Ewen McGregors hand, you even have your Obwan Kenobi figure for him to sign, just as you get to the front of the line, you sneeze all over Ewen, totally grossing him out and you are thrown in jail for a really long time...


I wish i wasn't sick anymore  

[TintedShades]

Oh man, me too! *coughs for the zillionth time* xp

Granted, but you develop a severe allergy to your computer and can never use it again.

I wish I could learn things faster.  

[Danielle Wolfheart]

granted, but now you know everything their is to know and everyone avodes you because of it
i wich i alredy had my fox tail  

[starrybaka]

Granted: You finally got your fox tail but then you started to lose fur

I wish that I have a lot of paper