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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:06 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:27 pm
Because she had 2 tails...
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:35 pm
Because the eye would blind me when I'd go in for a kiss. talk2hand gonk
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:24 am
Because she looks like the lady in her siggy & I liked that, but she tried to use me for target practice... & she kept yelling "turn off that damn light anytime I opened my eyes...
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:44 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:57 pm
She killed me & dumped my corpse in a garbage can... eek
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:11 am
^would get drunk almost every day...
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:50 am
She kept drugging all my drinks & my food, & I have no idea why...
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:30 pm
Wouldn't put away the lasers in the bedroom. D;
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:44 pm
She put all my DOOMSDAY machines into public storage and fired all my minions. crying
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:41 pm
He was always running around with another woman
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:58 pm
She always makes me pick out all the yellow M&Ms... whee
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:40 pm
Because he picks his nose
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:16 pm
It was as if she was looking right through me...
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