Why did you divorce the person above you?

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

*is a pile of ashes.*  

[Deathfrost]

Because she had 2 tails...  

[HUNNY8801]

Because the eye would blind me when I'd go in for a kiss. talk2hand gonk  

[Deathfrost]

Because she looks like the lady in her siggy & I liked that, but she tried to use me for target practice... & she kept yelling "turn off that damn light anytime I opened my eyes...  

[Hachimitsu bea]

He was dead to me...

 

[Deathfrost]

She killed me & dumped my corpse in a garbage can... eek  

[Hachimitsu bea]

^would get drunk almost every day...

 

[Deathfrost]

She kept drugging all my drinks & my food, & I have no idea why...  

[Intoxikace]

Wouldn't put away the lasers in the bedroom. D;  

[JTN]

She put all my DOOMSDAY machines into public storage and fired all my minions. crying  

[engineer-of-doom]

He was always running around with another woman  

[JTN]

She always makes me pick out all the yellow M&Ms... whee  

[xukshia]

Because he picks his nose  

[Living Ink]

It was as if she was looking right through me...