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 Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:01 am
Boris didn't want to do it. Instead, he did a dance all on his own which...
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:30 am
which caused the earth beneath him to break and propel him towards an island in the sky, via water jets. which he hits the island by....
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 2:43 pm
hitting it with his head. Boris then became pilot of the floating island and began driving it to...
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:01 am
Washington DC. He had plans to moon the president of the US and that statue of Liberty; unfortunately, his plans were foiled when some air craft started to fire at the island.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:36 am
As the aircraft came closer psychic aliens, come from it and attempt to land on the island as......
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:35 pm
Twinkie people who s**t out chocolate flavored ice cream.
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:27 am
When Boris saw the Twinkie Aliens, he quickly put the island on auto pilot and ran out and started eating all the Twinky aliens for trying to steall the island...
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:34 pm
But reinforcements came and we were outnumbered. A plan has to be made. In order to drive off the Twinkie Aliens...
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:43 pm
He hired cookie ninjas to join in the fray...
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:32 am
Among them was Leprechaun_Sean, slaying the Alien, but...
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:10 am
...but boris started to eat the cookie ninjas alike, turning Boris into...
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:53 pm
The butt pirate Boris Butt-to-the-Face as he stuck his butt in his enemies' faces.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:05 pm
Boris' enemies were not thrilled, and though they did enjoy seeing Boris' butt, they had to do something.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:34 pm
They decided to use a flamethrower on Boris' behind the next time he stuck his butt in one of their faces. Sure enough, he did, and when he did they gave it a good roasting, causing Boris to...
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:32 pm
gain physics breaking rectal propulsion faster than the speed of light by igniting his Boris farts. He used this power to...
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