Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Tambergal]

It was like talking to a brick wall sometimes, good thing giant hammers and nukes can break walls >D  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"In retrospect that breaks alot o.o"

She though i was raiding the cookie jar everytime im in it... Someone throws me there for pete sake...  

[Tambergal]

(still fun though...)

I kept having to buy more cookies to make up for the ones he ate, so we went broke crying  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she tried to de-throne me  

[neenyaXD]

She wants everything to be black and white -,-  

[Tambergal]

thornnny XD  

[Herr Sinne]

We had a civil discussion about where this relationship was going. Realized that we just didn't love each other anymore, and ended it.

I even gave her the frequent flier Miles.  

[Tambergal]

He didn't understand what was proper to give a girl stressed  

[Rushed xx]

you dont flush the toilet!!!! D:  

[HazyKoala]

She was too colorful, and I mixed her up with my froot loops one morning. Then it went downhill.  

[Hachimitsu bea]

she has a man  

[Tambergal]

i don't like tails :O  

[JTN]

She leaves her stuff all over he bathroom counter. I accidentally brushed my teeth three times this week with some chick product or other.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he refused to use pine sol!!!  

[Herr Sinne]

She kept the temperature in the house at 57 degrees F* all the time.