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 Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:41 am
it wants food
why did i decide that it would be a good idea to stay up all last night?
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:03 pm
because sleeping is overrated.
Why do people watch tv?
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:39 pm
Because TV is God's Electronic Gift.
No, wait, that's the Wii. sweatdrop
Why does this rubber band smell funny?
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:40 pm
Because it's not made of rubber! surprised
Why are my (real) eyes green?
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:40 pm
Because you fell in the grass face first as a child. That's right, your eyes are grass stained.
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:08 pm
Oh noes you didn't put a question in! Ar well smile
Why do they make heaps of mobile phones in pink?
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:24 pm
to destroy the world
how did i end up with such crazy friends?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:00 am
because they eat white paper!
Why do people paint the walls in their houses?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:10 am
So they can eat it later.
Why do I want ramen really bad right now?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:40 am
Because you know you don't have any...
Why did I just have an apple when I wanted Kiwi?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:10 am
Because the apple is part of the Kiwi rebellion.
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:06 pm
where's your question?
why does my dorm have a part of the basement I had no knowledge of until tonight?
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:29 pm
'Cause it's genitals hurt, duh.
Why are lemons purple?
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:08 am
because yellow is overrated.
Why is my bag heavy?
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:53 am
Because you're worried about muggers on the street, so you fill your bag with bricks to whack 'em.
Why is my bag light?
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